January 2012
7 posts
Average Day
“Mom! Quick! Turn on the light, poop is about to come out of my body!” —Nia
Nia's dictionary
Crobbled [kraw-buh ld]
When your mouth is so sore that bad stuff comes out of it.
[Nia rocking back and forth in a chair.]
Me: Do you have to go potty?
Nia: No. Just jammin.
He was the guy they all loved, and he was dead.
They filled the room with people. They painted his face in lights on the back wall, a lazy southern smirk on his black-and-white lips. One of his coworkers said that she’d once been worrying aloud about being a new mom in front of him, and he’d said, “plenty of people poorer and dumber than you have done it just fine.” The photo looked like he might have just said that, right before the...
Stories Nia has recently told her teachers
“My mom is pregnant with twins.”
“My mom got stuck in the bathroom. She got hurt bad. She had to go to the hospital.”
“Is this good or bad poop? What if a witch came out of my poop?”
Live Bait: A Lesson From the Annals of Peter... →
jaketbrooks:
This story about Tyler Rush takes place on Aug. 5, 2003. It was originally published sometime in May 2009 as part of a special Peter Kaplan farewell edition of the New York Observer. After reading it, Tyler sent me this drawing of an eel. It’s been prominently displayed in my living room ever…
November 2011
2 posts
October 2011
2 posts
Audio Collage from 10-17 show. Theme: New... →
September 2011
11 posts
Podcast of show airing 09-26-11 →
Playlist from 09-19-11 show
99 Problems Jay Z
Lawyers Guns & Money Warren Zevon
My Attorney Bernie Blossom Dearie
Will Your Lawyer Talk to God Kitty Wells
Bad Tooth Lee Perry
Brush Your Teeth Raffi
My dentist said, “you have the root canals of a 90-year-old even though you’re in your 20’s.”
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anotherdementia:
Podcast of show airing on...
Podcast of ANOTHER DEMENTIA airing 09-05-2011 →
anotherdementia:
Theme: End-of-Summer
With special guest: Rachael Levasseur
Guest host: Matt Wright
August 2011
5 posts
Listen live today! ANOTHER DEMENTIA radio show....
July 2011
5 posts
The Condition: Existential Googling →
June 2011
8 posts
There is something satisfying about watching these... →
May 2011
8 posts
LeafSnap
LeafSnap is a new iPhone app that uses facial recognition techniques to identify trees based on photos of their leaves.
Leafsnap contains beautiful high-resolution images of leaves, flowers, fruit, petiole, seeds, and bark. Leafsnap currently includes the trees of New York City and Washington, D.C., and will soon grow to include the trees of the entire continental United States.
Wow. Garden...
Comedy Pamphlet: Interview with the Buddha →
comedypamphlet:
Considered by many to be among the most important thinkers about salt in the world, commonly known as ‘The B’ with his buddies, Buddha spoke through our dowsing pendulum operated by Shaina for a quick talk about salt.
Question: If you had to choose somebody to play salt in a movie…
“I’m basically pessimistic, negative and hostile.”
– Woody Allen
April 2011
10 posts
Planet Queen
I don't get out much or …
Tune Yards is amazing live! Check them (her) out. Yes, the video is annoying. I’ve yet to see an indie band video that is not annoying. So much concept.
http://youtu.be/YQ1LI-NTa2s