12 5 / 2012

Full-scale model of the Golden Plates based on Joseph Smith’s description

Full-scale model of the Golden Plates based on Joseph Smith’s description

05 4 / 2012

This is a weird logo. “Hey, can you make a literal interpretation of our event? But maybe give it the feel of apocalypse or detached murder of a mother.”
National Take Your Daughter to the Range Day Inaugural Event June 9, 2012

This is a weird logo. “Hey, can you make a literal interpretation of our event? But maybe give it the feel of apocalypse or detached murder of a mother.”

National Take Your Daughter to the Range Day Inaugural Event June 9, 2012

22 3 / 2012

Prop from one of my favorite movies for sale. Only $1800.
goldenfiddle:

Heritage Auctions: Handbook for the Recently Deceased prop book from Beetlejuice.

Prop from one of my favorite movies for sale. Only $1800.

goldenfiddle:

Heritage AuctionsHandbook for the Recently Deceased prop book from Beetlejuice.

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19 3 / 2012

I love Lucy!

I love Lucy!

15 3 / 2012

Nia: Did you know that “Express” means “Food” in Chinese?

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06 3 / 2012

Me: (Doing some yoga-type stretching in the morning.)

Nia: Is rubbing your eyes part of the stretch?

01 3 / 2012

Nia: Can we read The Bears Who Did Not Like a Girl in Their House?

Me: Goldilocks and the Three Bears?

Nia: Yeah. That one.

28 2 / 2012

Nia: Mom, when Princess Leia is wearing the outfit with the gold boobies is she happy or sad?
Me: Go ask your dad.

Nia: Mom, when Princess Leia is wearing the outfit with the gold boobies is she happy or sad?

Me: Go ask your dad.

24 2 / 2012

fresh start

Me: Starting today I’m going to eat healthier and exercise.

Nia: Guess what else you will do? Fix my wedgies! Fix my wedgie pleeeeease.

(Then I pulled her underwear out of her butt crack)

13 2 / 2012